WHAT TRIGGERED YOU MATE?

Right, so ya are Wot trigger lookin' a bit gash, mate. What's got your tights in a bunch? Spill the beans. We can't have you stuffing it all up, yeah? Maybe we want to go for a pint and you can tell us all about it. No criticizing here, just mates lookin' out for each other. What's got ya riled up? Alright, mate. Spill the beans. You look like